God Damn It!!

Why oh why is it allowed!! Hour after hour of inane drivel!! Im talking of course about daytime TV. After being on tour for so long you never really get to see this stuff so now that im home for a few days i have been privy to Hours of talk show which is just basically people bitching about theyre weight/looks/family/life. Im subscribing to the Dennis Leary school of problem management and pyschotherapy

Patient: I have a problem Waah Waah Waah

Doctor: (Whack) Shut the F**K Up, That'll be $200.....Next!!!

"Nobody cares, now take off your dress and end this little tea party"

Another thing thats really starting to piss me off is "Reality TV".
Big Brother, Im a Celebrity Asshole, Get Me Out of here.
We should be allowed to have Celebrity Hunting Club as a show. I'd watch it!! Every week a "Celebrity" (See Dictionary: Famous for being Famous) is given a 20 minute headstart in a hedge maze and armed only with a compass while an eager member of the public waits to give chase armed with theyre weapon of choice.
Dont tell me you wouldnt watch it, you know you would!!!

As well as all that i hope that whoever either came up with or watches the debacle that is "My Super Sweet Sixteen" meets a horrible and un-natural end. I saw 25 seconds of one show whilst channel surfing yesterday and managed to see some spoilt bitch complain about her $300,000 party and throw a fit because Daddy wouldnt buy her a $30,000 Mercedes. Who the f**k do these people think they are. I got an aerosmith cassette for my 16 birthday and i liked it too.
I know some people say that Americans need to travel and see that the rest of the world is not how they think it is, but im just glad ive been there and know that not all American girls are like these little bitches!!


I've come to the conclusion that any TV that isnt animated or star Keifer Sutherland or John McGinley isnt worth watching.